On Sunday, after the Pink Banana TotallyGay show at Pridefest, Lucky and Pozzo hit the streets and raised some green for Made in the Mouth.
"walk on your hands" - Lucky bent over and put his hands under his feet as he walked.
"punch him in the balls" - Lucky punched Pozzo, jab-style and stuck a bit high, hitting below the belt-buckle but above the cack. The crowd boo-ed. Pozzo adjusted Lucky's swing to an upper-cut into the crotch, resulting in a satisfactory pain in the testicles, and wincing in the audience.
"run the fuck on down there, all the way" - Lucky ran two blocks down locust street, leaving his hat behind, Pozzo put the hat on Tim the helper man (on top of his other hat, Timmy-two-hats!) and made him be Lucky for a bit.
"chase that guy like you're a zombie"
"do your funniest thing" Lucky told a terrible joke about chicken breasts in the style of bad stand up comedy. the requester was so dissappointed. the most disappointed requester ever.
"ride this unicycle" - here was the deal, a woman had a unicycle and if Lucky could ride it, then we'd get the dollar, if Lucky couldn't ride it, she'd give him a quick lesson and we'd pay her a dollar. He couldn't ride. we paid. She taught him a little. then she rode around us in circles, with Lucky's rope in her hand, creating more spectacle and more money for us. Everybody wins. I gave her my card, hopefully she emails me and wants to do street theatre with us.
"pantomime giving a spider monkey a reach-around" - This is one of those requests that Lucky doesn't understand. he thought maybe "reach around" meant putting your hand around the shoulders of your date in a movie theatre. He pantomimed this and made a "Dunsen Check's In" reference, which he is very proud of.
other bodily injuries: Lucky hit Pozzo in the face. Lucky fell on his head twice. Lucky kicked Pozzo's ass. Lucky fought with Pozzo. Lucky pushed Pozzo off the crate. Lucky did a number of backflips and a summersault over the suitcases. Lucky did two head stands on pavement.
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